bestpal:

smoking we’d

(via g-iggle)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via kiss-the-boys-and-make-them--die)

alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

(via geniusly)